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| 11:41am 10/07/2005 |
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hooray for lust indeed.......
why cant people understand that "love" is just a moral-religious concept to cover up the fact that humans have an instinct to reproduce. when one person finds attraction for a person of the opposite sex, its called "lust" instead of self-preservative instinct. its the age old dilemma of religion sticking its tentacles into our everyday lives and seeking to control even the basest desires of our flesh..... for happiness, and a simple expression of our hormones telling us to go fornicate. its instinct... not evil.
WAIT!!!!! heh..... i got it......
"love" and marraige were created by religion to keep people from fucking everything they saw and thereby controlling the population levels and reducing unwanted children.......... marraige is there to make sure that when people have kids, there will be someone around to take care of them. okay, this makes sense. a thousand years ago.
BUT!!! in these modern times of birth control and contraceptives, we can all come to an agreement to abolish love entirely. its no longer necessary as a tool to control population. with a little common sense and an ounce of prevention we can do these things all by our selves and at last admit to each other that we no longer need the crutch of love just to enjoy each others company in a simple act of hormonal decadence.
perhaps this is one more argument for the abolition of all religion as a tool for a world that has outgrown its usefulness. |
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| 07:27pm 31/08/2004 |
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we must all have waffles.....
we must all have waffles forthwith...... |
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| 11:29pm 29/08/2004 |
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bored bored bored bored.....
bored bored bored bored......
aaarrgh bored.
stimutacs anyone? please? |
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| 05:49pm 27/08/2004 |
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not much to say except the usual, i.e. shitty work....... |
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| 03:29pm 26/08/2004 |
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so i went to work at 7am. found out i should have been there at 7:30. then i found out that i have to go back @ 9pm for a meeting until midnight, then be back to work @ 7am again.
fucking shitty work....... |
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| penguins cant fly, PENGUINS CANT FLYYYY!!!!!! |
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| 09:29pm 25/08/2004 |
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so i went to the monterey bay aquarium today. i read this magazine that i get from triple-A every month and it had this huge write-up about the aquarium and how they had this great new exhibit about jellyfish for a limited engagement kinda deal, right? so, liking jellyfish as much as the next guy, and being rather bored, i drove my ass like an hour and a half to see this wonderous spectacle.
and guess what????
i got fucking jipped thats what.
yeah, i know, i shoulda seen that coming.....
it turns out to be some fucking lady standing at the front of the auditorium taking random questions from the audience for, get this, TWELVE FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THIER GREAT THING ABOUT JELLYFISH!
fuckers.
and to top it off, i have to go back to work tomorrow.
i wish, dear god i wish, that i could just take the rest of this week off, and then take my happy ass back on tour.....
fucking work.
< the end > |
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| good times indeed. |
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| 03:27pm 24/08/2004 |
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so today was supposed to be my last day of vacation. i assumed id have to be back at work at around 7 am tomorrow. i went tyo place of employment today to get my check and figure out precisely what time i had to take my place on the frontline of the amerikkkan corporate sales war.
i was astonished and happily surprised to find that im not expected to fall in until 0700 hours on thursday, which gives me one more day of personal freedom and bliss.
this leads me to bnelieve that someone out there may indeed like me after all. if anyone knows how to get ahold of this benevolent force so that i may offer up my thanks in the token form of bloody dead children, they should let me know.
also, i have found out that my household now includes a cat.
i love going away on adventures an finding out all the assorted craziness that occured in my absence. ( or abcess, im not sure which.)
alright, so YAY for kitties and hooray for me having one of my very own at long last. now i can stay home and stroke my own pussy at long last, seeing as i cant find anyone else with a willing pussy....... |
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| my favorite band ever. |
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| 09:27pm 23/08/2004 |
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hootie and the blowfish is the soundtrack to checking your own feces for fiber....
i promise.
alright, so the psyclon european tour mark II was highly successful, if i may say so myself. which i may and, incidentally (thank you eric) will say so now.
(wait i already said it, so im not going to say it again, even though i just said i would. sorta. rrrrr, nevermind)
and for everyone who wants me to say it again my response would be, inevitably, TOO BAD....
anyway, a great time was had, we made aslan faction cry (seriously), feindflug was pretty amazing the first 2 or 3 times that i saw them, crazy fried dutch food is always interesting and frequently but not always good and eric and marshall are nice to have around if youre sitting in bielefeld germany and feel like staying up all night and having deep philosophical conversations about god and religion. and then trying to sleep, but not being able to, so getting up @ 7:30 or 8 in the morning and getting on a train and going to hannover instead.
i met an amazingly hot pair of sisters in zapfendorf (ages 14 and 25) named nina and dina, respectively, and managed to get them both back to our hotel room for a nightcap. 2 female friends of thiers followed and so i had four german women in my hotel room. eric and marshall came in as well and marshall in a crazy drunken rambling speech managed to scare one sister and her friend off. the 14 year old was totally down to hang out and had just settled in when the remainder of her compatriots returned and carted her off, siting work as the reason for having to leave. fucking work........
okay, enough for now, i might have to punch in and add a few odds and ends to erics version of things, but at any rate i believe this should be more than enough to fulfill my promise to anita to update my journal.
so there.
it has been a wonderful experience weve had today with the indian, and it has come to an end. |
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| back to reality |
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| 04:49pm 30/03/2004 |
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i just realised to my horror that i have to go back to work tomorrow. at 7am. thats so weak to spend a week + on the road with friends and then return home to go to work.......
maybe i should go back to selling cocaine.....
and locking bitches in the closet which i will burn w/ my pipe used for the consumption of crack. |
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| schultz!!!!!!!!! and a really long rant. be warned.... |
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| 03:03pm 29/03/2004 |
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i guess the purpose of this post here is really to thank lots of people. first of all, huge thanks to marco for believing in the infektion, (which is spreading nicely btw), thanks and bogeys to anthony and lee from aslan faction for being there for us, helping us with our gear, letting us help ourselves to their gear when we fell on some rough times in portland and seattle, and generally being really cool guys to two annoying kids who above all just wanna be rockstars, thanks to unternull for hanging out (and fuck the soundguy in seattle, squarely in the bum-bum), thanks many times to max for getting dumped by his girlfriend of two years to come on tour and on stage with the psn9, mega-mega white thing to djtotentanz and sugacubb for opening the door for us when we got to philly and insisting that if we want to come back, the door's never closed. seriously these two cats are some of the best people ive ever met in my life and anybody say "fuck you" to south philly or its scene you die, cause that is the greatest shit EVER!!!!
and most emphatically especially thanks to every one who made it out to the shows ( and everyone who tried but couldnt get there ). psyclon would be fucked without the love of its supporters nation wide and we love youse all right back.
big thanks to all the long timers in s.f. who knew the words and screamed right along. you fucks gave me the best time of my life and made me realise that psyclon isnt just fucking around.
a big fuck you to the das bunker sound system and the dj that started spinning in the middle of a-f's set.
and finally (for now) the biggest thanks EVER to the cutest hottest chick in the world who said she couldnt go to the afterparty in philly and then showed up anyway and talked with me for DAYS! i will never forget you, or your cute little feet, (even though i lost her email address already) nor will i ever forget this crazy little tour and all of the vibrating buttplug goodness.
AND NEXT: THE TRANSMISSION OF OUR INFEKTION TO EUROPE AND PARTS BEYOND!!! |
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| live from the dna lounge --- hell on earth 2004 tour |
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| 08:09pm 21/03/2004 |
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did you ever have one of those days where you took a piss, shook your dick a hundred times aftreward, and then still peed a little when you put it back in your pants?:???
ive just been informed by lance that this is called piddling.
apparently im not the only one. |
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| 03:22am 24/01/2004 |
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so i just got done watching 8mm, kay? i hadnt seen it in a very long time and so i bought it out of boredom. it turns out, it really IS a pretty twisted fucking movie. (also the source of at least one suicide commando sample, i noticed)
i soooo wish that i knew where all those crazy underground porn places were. porn isnt interesting unless theres blood or pain or bruises somewhere.
not that im into all of this brutal shit in bed or any such thing, but you can only be entertained by someone giving/recieving head on tv for so long, you know?
but stupid people getting humiliated and having the shit (literally) beaten out of them never gets tiring.
i guess the most important thing i took away from this film is, when youre buying illegal porn from mexicans, dont ask for snuff. they get violent.
and it helps if you speak spanish.
which i dont.
so it actually doesnt matter anyway.....
okay, i watched the whole movie just for the part where nick cage is digging around in a tray full of pictures marked "KIDS".......... |
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| 03:02pm 22/01/2004 |
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How evil are you?
as you can see, there is a reason that i work for home depot....
or perhaps i should work for wal-mart, where they buy life insurance for thier employees, then make themselves the sole beneficiaries. questionable business ethics anyone? |
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| psyclon tour |
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| 08:46pm 22/12/2003 |
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well we just got back from our first little tour and it was fucking great. much thanks to wrenchmonkey for all of the driving expertise and rabbit for all the help with shows and setting up and for much hilarity. i only hope that next time will be so much fun and mayhem. and now sleep. |
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| new gear!!!!!! |
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| 06:39pm 17/06/2003 |
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i just bought a new synth today and im very happi! i got a korg ms2000 to replace the karma, which isnt really made for live work. so im hoping to get all sorts of new sounds for the next album, as well as for the upcoming tour. and stuff. i got the kmfdm dvd for the last tour. marshalls in it. im not...... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
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| all i have to say is this...... |
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| 10:32pm 29/05/2003 |
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You are KMFDM.
KMFDM is one of the Most Revolutionary Industrial
bands ever. Although Sascha does not consider
KMFDM to be Industrial since they take their
Music out to many Genres. Their lyrics are
anything from War and Government to Drugs and
Power.
What is YOUR industrial band?
brought to you by Quizilla |
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| okay, last one really! |
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| 12:44am 25/05/2003 |
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okay, i just had to mention that there is a commercial on my t.v. wherein you can purchase a VIDEO with lots of different types of ANIMALS having SEX. with each OTHER even. ooooh, a video of rhinos DOING IT! and LIONS and TIGERS and BEARS!
look folks, if you want to watch porn, WATCH IT ALREADY! instead of being some self repressed fuck who has to watch animals fuck and pretending its educational. what are you going to go on jeopardy and theyre going to ask if monkeys fuck missionary or doggy-style? JEEEZ! |
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| 12:24am 25/05/2003 |
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alright, has anyone else ever seen this movie convict 762? is it not the shittiest thing ever? i mean even worse than death factory, or the apop movie. really horrible.
also, much props to diana for the quiz, and thanks for using an excellent pic of me, by the way.
well now, ........ yep.
seeing as how im in a signed band and all, and all of these german accented guys (okay one guy) is promising to make me a rock star, i feel like playing some shows. but then i always do. mmmm, show.
oh, and eric...... I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE YOU FUCK!!!!DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. FUCK WOLFSHIEM AND SYNTHPOP EVERYWHERE! |
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